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How to Scare Humans (If You’re a Ghost in a Movie)

How to Scare Humans (If You’re a Ghost in a Movie)

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Draw Class - How to Draw Anime

Caldwell and Nathan channel their inner otakus as they teach you how to draw anime on this week’s Draw Class.

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How to Cut Your Own Bangs

All you need is scissors, a bottle of wine, and a broken heart.


Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.


Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.


Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.


Think about having a snack.


Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.


Be very unproductive for two hours.


Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.


That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.


Man, when did you become your mom?


Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?


Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

  1. Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.

  2. Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.

  3. Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.

  4. Think about having a snack.

  5. Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.

  6. Be very unproductive for two hours.

  7. Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.

  8. That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.

  9. Man, when did you become your mom?

  10. Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?

  11. Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

Read How To Design A Perfect DVD Menu
First, pick the most annoying 7-second music clip and loop it for eternity.

Read How To Design A Perfect DVD Menu

First, pick the most annoying 7-second music clip and loop it for eternity.

How To Plan A Wedding In 10 Steps (The Honest Version)

Turns out “a lifetime of commitment” is the easy part.

How To Cut Your Bangs (To Win Him Back)

All you need is scissors, a bottle of wine, and a broken heart.

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An Honest Tutorial on How to Shave Your Legs

Shaving your legs can get pretty hairy if you’re not careful.

10 Revolutionary Tips for Discreetly Pooping at Work »

How To Fold a Fitted Bed Sheet

One size fits, kind of.

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Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

Use this wild guide to take your sex life to a whole new level of insane intimacy

We’re Bob Rossing it up and teaching you how to draw some happy trees today!

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PROTIP: Start a fire, then put it out before it escalates. Now you’re a hero!

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