It’s our unofficial way of finding out exactly how high you really are. We know you’ll ace this quiz because you’ve been “studying” for it all day.
Since it’s 4/20 and it’s a Saturday we just assumed you’d be online looking for quizzes to take. Well you’re in luck friend. If everyone finishes within 15 minutes we can watch Rocko’s Modern Life together.
Find out by taking the easiest quiz
on Earth in the UNIVERSE. No cheating though. I’m looking at you in the back row with you head down. And begin!
Tell us! We swear we’re not cops*
*Not legally binding
But, in all seriousness, time is just an illusion. There exists only the present instant … There is no yesterday nor any tomorrow, but only NOW. I read that on the back of a Pop-Tarts box.
4/20 is almost here and you know what that means: it’s the perfect time to take a quiz on the Internet that will tell you how much marijuana is in your body right now. Spark up another doobie and enjoy.
No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!
Don’t worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
Turns out some other stoned person had thought of this and called it a microscope. Another brilliant idea stolen out from under me by someone hundreds of years ago. More
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas
Even Tarantino’s face is a pastiche.
The Dangers Of Being High On Life [Click to read full article]
“We were into everything and anything, you name it: Hiking, Friendly Debates, Morning Jogs, and Chess. We were high so often, I started ditching class just so I could go learn cartography in the back of my buddies van. I was a mess. And I hadn’t even hit rock bottom yet.” [Keep Reading]