Newspaper Writes Wittiest Bohemian Rhapsody Pun in Existence

No caption can do this literary art justice. 

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Worst Way to Die

It’s just… so hard to comprehend.

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Docs Turned Her Boob into a Cheeseburger

And how would you like your boobs cooked?

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Wife Kills Husband with Boobs

It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with WHAT?

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Best News Headline Of The Year?

And the Pulitzer goes to…

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Violent Sex Offender May Not Be That Violent

You can see the pure unadulterated, adorable evil in it’s eyes.

Game Described as “Cunt-Throat”

That sounds unpleasant.

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Awaiting Obama’s Arrival in Me

Are you still waiting, or did he come?

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London Olympics Take Place in London

In other news, summer Olympics to occur in the summer.

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Suspect in Florida Butt-enhancement Death Now Charged with Manslaughter

MSNBC.com never fails to impress…

Man With Road Rage Pulls Out Crossbow

That’ll teach other drivers to cut him off.

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Pamela Anderson Headline Next to Boobs Gesture

You know, (hand gesture), Pamela Anderson.

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Poorly Worded Headline Reports on RIM Jobs

Yes, and where is this line?  

(Source: College Humor)

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