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The man just wants to have sex before he dies and he’s willing to wear a cardigan and cut back on his weed smoking to make it happen.

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Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

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Those Norwegian guys who sang about foxes are singing about knots now.

That ‘What Does the Fox Say?’ Guy is Back and Singing About Knots

Jake and Amir: Grill 

Watch today’s new episode of Jake and Amir —> “Online Shopping

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Luckless Charms

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Coming to a brochure near you!
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Coming to a brochure near you!

Finish reading —> Colleges Are Getting Worse at Faking Diversity

Jake and Amir: Online Shopping

Once you shop, you can’t stop.

The grass is always greener WHEN SOMEONE ISN’T ALWAYS NAGGING YOU TO CUT IT.

Finish reading —> What You Think Relationships Are Like When You’re Single

Written by Tom Phillip & Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner.

Check out Caldwell’s YouTube Drawing Channel —> Drawfee (new drawing videos almost everyday)

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From light beer to martinis, we’ve got you nailed.

What Your Drink Choice Says About You

BEWARE the terrifying credit-destroying powers of THE DEBT COLLECTOR!

Finish reading —> Comic Book Villains For Your Everyday Problems

If Popular Songs Were Shakespearean Sonnets

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If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic
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If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic

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How’s my power sliding? CALL

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