You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.
Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?
Which club are you in?
Finish reading The 6 Sex Techniques You’ll Learn in College Clubs
(Source: College Humor)
The customer comes last.
Finish reading If Other Businesses Worked Like the Cable Company
Celebrity Fan Art Has Gone Too Far
Jamie J took it upon himself to give Twitter some fresh nightmare fuel with photoshops of celebrities made to look like their worst fan art. I never thought that Nicolas Cage’s face could get any stranger looking. How wrong I was.
Don’t screw off at work.
Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.
Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile