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Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)
The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)

The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.
Watch —> Dangerous Condom Applicator

The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.

Watch —> Dangerous Condom Applicator

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? I mean, it is but…I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

Finish —> 14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek TO THE NEXT LEVEL

Jake and Amir: Headshots

A picture is worth a thousand ME.

Celebrate National Dog Day by spreading awareness of “The Truth About Purebred Dogs.”

Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.

For more information, watch the BBC documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, or check out the following sources:

Finish 13 Inanimate Objects That Look Like They’re Having an Existential Breakdown

Happy Birthday Macaulay Culkin
Now read —> 10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me

Happy Birthday Macaulay Culkin

Now read —> 10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me

Greatest. Freakout. Ever.

Watch —> Dad Destroys His Son’s Video Games With a Lawn Mower

Finish 10 People Who Nailed The First Day of School Thing

Finish 10 People Who Nailed The First Day of School Thing

Weird Al Made Up His Own Lyrics for The Emmy-Nominated Shows

Weird Al continued his domination of the summer of 2014 by singing the lyrics to several of this year’s Emmy-nominated shows. Specifically the one’s that don’t have any lyrics to begin with like Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Homeland, and Scandal.

 I’m now going to have Al’s lyrics “here come dragons galore and some boobs..” stuck in my head every time I watch Game of Thrones from here on out.  

(Source: youtube.com)

I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.
Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.

Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

Why It Motivates You: Not all motivators have to be negative. If our country’s ongoing obesity epidemic is any indicator, the prospect of having something tasty to munch on is one of the best way to get us up off our fat asses. Think about it. If you smelled bacon cooking from the next room over, would you ignore it? Of course not. You’d drop what you were doing and immediately go investigate it because that’s human nature.

How It Works: Though most of us aren’t lucky enough to have someone wake us up with the smell of sizzling bacon wafting from the kitchen, we are lucky enough to live in a golden age of food laziness, and have easy access to technologies that can easily approximate such a lovely scene. Using food delivery services like Seamless as a template, the food alarm would have you floating out of bed like you’re a cartoon dog that’s just gotten a whiff of a pie. Just place your order and the time you want to get up, and the next morning, a delivery man will greet you with a bag full of deliciousness, instantly transforming you into a morning person.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Freshman-O-Vision - Things look a little different when you’re a freshman… 

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Read —> This Town Would Be Safer if Our Teenagers Became Power Rangers

Read —> This Town Would Be Safer if Our Teenagers Became Power Rangers

Colleges will always have freshmen, and freshmen will always find increasingly stupid ways to embarrass the rest of the campus. It’s the circle of collegiate life. As such, we’ve put together a series of predictions to help you better prepare yourself for this academic onslaught of inexperience.

Finish reading —> 8 Freshman Predictions We Really Hope Don’t Come True For You