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i loooove streeter’s impression of guy fieri. 

funniest thing evveeer!

CH Classic - Hardly Working: Guy Fieri’s Bad News [Click to watch]

Great news: Guy Fieri visited our office! The bad news: Guy Fieri visited our office.

Paula Deen Bakes an Apology Cake

The former Food Network host makes amends for her old racist comments while serving up some new ones.

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Someone Hacked Guy Fieri’s Menu, And It’s Amazing
At this point in Guy Fieri’s descent from complete punchline into…whatever’s beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn’t you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for ‘Funky Mushroom Dribblins’.

 

Someone Hacked Guy Fieri’s Menu, And It’s Amazing

At this point in Guy Fieri’s descent from complete punchline into…whatever’s beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn’t you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for ‘Funky Mushroom Dribblins’.

(Source: guysamericankitchenandbar.com)

Hardly Working: Guy Fieri’s Bad News [Click to watch]

Great news: Guy Fieri visited our office! The bad news: Guy Fieri visited our office.

Hardly Working: Guy Fieri’s Bad News [Click to watch]

Guy stopped by at our office to serve up some bold flavors, bodacious vibes, and bitter disappointment.

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Hardly Working: Guy Fieri’s Bad News

Tragedy has never tasted this good.

owenparsons:

CollegeHumor went to Guy Fieri’s Times Square Restaurant

We had to ask for crayons.

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We took a family field trip to have dinner at Guy Fieri’s restaurant in Times Square last night. @streeterseidell @sarahdschneider @alexanderwatt @marinarachael @kevincorrigan @obparsons @samreich @eaxford (at Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar)

We put our money where our mouth is.

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

We took a family field trip to have dinner at Guy Fieri’s restaurant in Times Square last night. @streeterseidell @sarahdschneider @alexanderwatt @marinarachael @kevincorrigan @obparsons @samreich @eaxford (at Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar)

We put our money where our mouth is.

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COLLEGEHUMOR EXCLUSIVE: Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times’ Restaurant Reviewer

Guy Fieri doesn’t get mad, he gets even… redder. He’s red.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant
On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.






Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant - Image 2

Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant - Image 2



Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! 

But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! 

Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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streeter:

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Guy Fieri At Hogwarts

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

Ever since I first saw his red, smiling face on TV I’ve wanted to do a Guy Fieri sketch for CH. There’s just something so fascinating about Guy Fieri to me. His cheeriness, his wardrobe, his absolute ownership of an attitude and a style that most of us would never dare to adopt. He is the only American currently living in a pre-9/11 world. And I must admit that I love everything about the man. 

Bonus points for Josh’s incredible Snape impression. 

It’s unfortunate when the best part of your day comes before noon.

(Source: College Humor)

Guy Fieri At Hogwarts

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

(Source: College Humor)