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Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade
He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

Gorilla Launches Poop Grenade

He’s using “gorilla” warfare tactics.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like Jimmy Carter
Some people spend their weekends volunteering at a volunteer center or worshipping in a house of worship, but not me. Nope, not even for a little bit. That’s not to say I help the world any less though. Every once in a while, I’ll do something like find a really old “Nat Geo” with a gorilla on the cover that bears an uncanny resemblance to the 39th President of the United States. It’s tough to say what the discovery of an animal that looks like Jimmy Carter means on a global — or even national — level thus far, but I know for certain it’s changed at least one person’s life for the better.
I’m doing my part. Are you?

Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like Jimmy Carter

Some people spend their weekends volunteering at a volunteer center or worshipping in a house of worship, but not me. Nope, not even for a little bit. That’s not to say I help the world any less though. Every once in a while, I’ll do something like find a really old “Nat Geo” with a gorilla on the cover that bears an uncanny resemblance to the 39th President of the United States. It’s tough to say what the discovery of an animal that looks like Jimmy Carter means on a global — or even national — level thus far, but I know for certain it’s changed at least one person’s life for the better.

I’m doing my part. Are you?

Meet the Gorillage People.

Meet the Gorillage People.

(Source: youtube.com)

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts
You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 
So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 
Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 
Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.

Roommate Confessions: The Gorilla in Booty Shorts

You like to drink so much you piss all over the bathroom floor, huh? I wonder how long it will take you to realize the smell of piss on your bath towels. - Anonymous 

So my roommate was the dirtiest, fattest slob on the planet. He would always go to the frat he was pledging and drink his weight in alcohol (well over 300 lbs). There were multiple times when he would come back to the room completely trashed and stoned and pass out. A few times some guys on my floor and I would draw on his face in sharpie. Too bad he was so greasy that he would wipe it off in the morning without the use of water or soap. To get him back for all the puke and piss on my carpet, I would steal his change from the desk. Thanks to his sloppiness I didnt pay a dime for laundry the entire semester. - Anonymous 

Normally I like to hear music, I’m a fan. But that shitty god awful rap music that you blast on your speaker system in the wee hours of the morning just doesn’t bode well in this thin walled dorm. So, I took my Astroglide and poured it all over your doorknob and dumped some water bottles in your bed with chocolate protein mix in them. Diarrhea shit stains much? - Anonymous 

Feel the need to confess your misdeeds? Lay it on us gently here or just send us a message on Tumblr.

Inquisitive Gorilla Contemplate Plato [Click to animate]
He was a wise man who invented bananas.

Inquisitive Gorilla Contemplate Plato [Click to animate]

He was a wise man who invented bananas.

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Curious Scientist Gorillas Study Caterpillar
They’re just like us if we could rip faces off with our bare hands.

Curious Scientist Gorillas Study Caterpillar

They’re just like us if we could rip faces off with our bare hands.

(Source: forgifs.com)

Gorilla Walks Like Human [Click to animate]
This is how they walk when they think we’re not looking.

Gorilla Walks Like Human [Click to animate]

This is how they walk when they think we’re not looking.

(Source: forgifs.com)

Gorilla Flips Off Kid
You’re bound to be a little grumpy if you spend most of your life in a cage.

Gorilla Flips Off Kid

You’re bound to be a little grumpy if you spend most of your life in a cage.

18 Ridiculous Comic Book Covers Featuring Gorillas
It’s Comic-Con week! Today we celebrate those moments when someone said “I don’t know, how about a Gorilla or something.” Strange Adventures in particular seems to have some strange preoccupation with the relationship between humans and apes. All these Gorillas make for some pretty bizarre comic book covers, whether they’re covered with bombs, marrying Jimmy Olsen, or plotting the doom of mankind.

18 Ridiculous Comic Book Covers Featuring Gorillas

It’s Comic-Con week! Today we celebrate those moments when someone said “I don’t know, how about a Gorilla or something.” Strange Adventures in particular seems to have some strange preoccupation with the relationship between humans and apes. All these Gorillas make for some pretty bizarre comic book covers, whether they’re covered with bombs, marrying Jimmy Olsen, or plotting the doom of mankind.

(Source: College Humor)

18 Ridiculous Comic Book Covers Featuring Gorillas
It’s Comic-Con week! Today we celebrate those moments when someone said “I don’t know, how about a Gorilla or something.” Strange Adventures in particular seems to have some strange preoccupation with the relationship between humans and apes. All these Gorillas make for some pretty bizarre comic book covers, whether they’re covered with bombs, marrying Jimmy Olsen, or plotting the doom of mankind.

18 Ridiculous Comic Book Covers Featuring Gorillas

It’s Comic-Con week! Today we celebrate those moments when someone said “I don’t know, how about a Gorilla or something.” Strange Adventures in particular seems to have some strange preoccupation with the relationship between humans and apes. All these Gorillas make for some pretty bizarre comic book covers, whether they’re covered with bombs, marrying Jimmy Olsen, or plotting the doom of mankind.

(Source: College Humor)