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Soccer Fans Pretend Their Team Scored a Goal

Cool, but not as impressive as their pretending an athletic event is a reason to drink alcohol and wear scarves.

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Kid Sets Awesome Goals for Himself
Let’s see: women? Check. Power? Check. Money? Ooooooh, you forgot about money. 

Kid Sets Awesome Goals for Himself

Let’s see: women? Check. Power? Check. Money? Ooooooh, you forgot about money. 

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Fight for Your Dreams

I’m not crying, my eye water is just inspired.

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New Year’s Resolutions: A Month Later

No need to beat yourself up over the fact that you’re a failure. Instead, here are some excuses you can tell yourself: 

2. Quit Drinking: Think back to when you made this decision. It was when you were really shitfaced and had just done something stupid that made you regret drinking that sixth shot. Right? Okay. First of all, if you hadn’t taken that sixth shot, everyone would have called you a pussy. You had to! And consider this: you made that decision to quit drinking when your judgment was impaired. So if you had sex with your best friend’s girlfriend two minutes before, and we know that was a bad decision, what makes you think this sobriety thing was a good choice?

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