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Finish reading: Finally, A Step-By-Step Guide To Getting All The Bitches.

A Dog Reviews TV Shows

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Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.

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LOVED the part where that bird was squawking, and those gunshot noises briefly got my attention. Mistook a ‘creaking’ noise for the front door and barked at nothing for six minutes. B+

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I was REALLY into that part where the doorbell rang, and I enjoyed those couple times the elevator ‘ding’ed, but other than that, the dialogue didn’t really do much for me. 

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I was surprisingly uninterested when that dog came on the screen, even though my master kept trying to get me to look at it. Left the room before it ended.

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Party scene was TOO LOUD. Spent twenty seconds looking around nervously, then calmed back down. Car horn was cool though. Also, that relationship between Shoshanna and Ray?? NO bird noises.

Finish reading A Dog Reviews TV Shows

Girl in Bikini Takes Taser Like a Champ  

"Tase me in a bikini!" is the new "Don’t tase me bro"

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Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.
Read A Dog Reviews TV Shows

Hey folks, Biscuit here — I don’t usually like looking at the tv, but I randomly do sometimes and react to things, so here’s MY take on some of the most PUP-ular shows on tv! Popular. Sorry, typo.

Read A Dog Reviews TV Shows

It’s the most disappointing time of year.

What Girls Expect on Valentines Day vs What Guys Expect  

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9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags

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Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.

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Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.

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I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’

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When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

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Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.

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Because I totally think the South will rise again. 

Finish reading 9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags

You Know Them: Those Girls Who Get Dressed Up To Watch Football

Does this football make me look fat?

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CATS (GIRLS Parody)

Four six-week old foster kittens try to find the meaning of life and themselves.

Every Country Song in 2013 Was the Same

Originality’s overrated, y’all.

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Great Advice on Texting Girls
don’t b 2 desperate 

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Every app is a dating app if you know how to be a PIMP!

All new Jake & Amir: Dating Apps

If Santa Was My Wingman

Be careful what you wish for.

westinlee:

Still funny.

How many octaves does it take to get to a girl’s heart? We have no idea. More Bo Burnham

Turkish Newscaster Caught Looking at Bikini Pics During Commercial Break Cannot Change Image on Time

News anchors control their own visuals? Bro this isn’t the time nor place.

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College Friends

As we go on, we remember. Though maybe we shouldn’t.

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