“I work in a drugstore. One day this guy in his twenties comes in, picks up some normal male condoms, and comes to the counter. He said, “Don’t worry, these are for my girlfriend.””
Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend Hoax: Twitter Reactions [Click for full list]
The bombshell report that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend turns out to be a hoax has sent the Twitter universe afoot with, first, utter disbelief, and next, jokes. The sheer balls that are behind this story almost make any joke pale in comparison to the facts themselves. Almost. [Keep Reading]
TLDNR: 5 Easy Steps to Get Rid of Someone Standing Behind You While You’re on the Computer [Click for full article]
We’ve all been there! You’re sitting down at your computer to browse around, play some games, do some shopping, whatever, but then someone up and stands right behind you. They probably don’t mean any harm but it’s certainly hard to enjoy your time on the computer with Big Brother looking over your shoulder. Here’s how to get rid of anyone – a sibling, a parent, a roommate, a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife – in 5 simple steps! Stacy, honey, I’m trying to do that article right now, OK? Just give me a few minutes. Please.
1. Give them the time of day! Maybe the unwanted lurker just has a quick question and doesn’t want to interrupt. Turn around and say something like, “Hey! What’s up?” More often than not, the lurker will ask a question, you can answer and the situation is resloved in no time. Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, Stacy. I’ll go back and fix it in a minute but I’m trying to get a first draft done. This is how writing works, babe, OK? You’re not a writer so you don’t really get it. Just hang in the living room and I’ll be in when I’m done. [Keep Reading]
“My girlfriend is amazing. She’s a tiny blonde who was a gymnast for 12 years. The only problem is we’re doing the long distance thing. At school I started playing a lot of Magic and managed to keep it hidden from her for 4 or 5 months because I thought it was way too nerdy for her to know. She found out and asked me to teach her how to play a few times and when I asked her why she wanted to learn she said “Because I don’t want you to think Im not cool.” BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!”
“Every time I yawn around my girlfriend, she would have the idea of just poking me in the stomach and, thus, totally interrupting the satisfaction I try to get from a natural yawn and she has done this since the beginning of our relationship. Fast forward to 5 months later - Now every time I yawn around her, she doesn’t have to poke me anymore… because I developed the habit of flinching in fear of her poking me which, ironically, interrupts my own yawns.”
This isn’t her first quest.
“So today after classes I tried to give my boyfriend a good luck kiss, because he had a wrestling meet later that day, and unfortunately I couldn’t stay. He stopped me before I could kiss him and told me that he can’t, and I looked at him, puzzled. He then proceeds to explain to me how he can’t kiss “at least 24 hours before a wrestling meet because it lowers a guy’s testosterone levels”, which made me even more confused…. I asked him who told told him this, and he said his coach…. My boyfriend would rather listen to his coach then me.”
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And they’d still be home for nap time. P.S. My name is Chris Hansen, why don’t you and your girlfriend have a seat.
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"By all means, go for it" – Straight men
“This morning I was woken up by my girlfriend at 6am… proudly holding BLack Ops 2. She had popped into Asda on the way to work and bought it with the Nuketown 2025 bonus map! The best bit…she bought a copy for herself so we can play together on our 360`s”
Can’t go wrong with Black Ops
“My girlfriend is scared—literally scared—of seeing me naked. She has brought herself to tears thinking about my naked body. I don’t know how to take that…”
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Looks like he got a real Picard facepalm IRL