"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"
It’s like a love triangle. You just have to read between the three lines.
There’s no way she’s not going to turn into a crazy ex who slashes his tires and lies about being pregnant.
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She’s suffocating you, man.
She uses camouflage to avoid the advances of her mate.
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The future will reveal itself.
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Hang in there.
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See these 6 GIFs? You’re one of them.
Sometimes you just can’t get a kiss…even when the drag queen can.
They’re taking their relationship to the next level (consciousness).
“You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.”
“My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.””
“"You haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?"………Always seems like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation with me.”