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We’ve all heard of the Mile High Club, but these merit badges are for those daring enough to take the hookup to even higher heights!

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Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game
- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.

- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”

-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.

- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.

- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”
          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.

- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.
Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.



- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”



-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.



- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.



- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”

          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.



- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.

Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

Three girls reveal more than they thought they would.
Watch This Is What Happens When Truth Or Dare Goes Too Far.

Three girls reveal more than they thought they would.

Watch This Is What Happens When Truth Or Dare Goes Too Far.

One of Lance Armstrong’s Friends is Really Good at Cards Against Humanity
Lance relives both the emotional and the testicular pain.

One of Lance Armstrong’s Friends is Really Good at Cards Against Humanity

Lance relives both the emotional and the testicular pain.

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This Is What Happens When Truth Or Dare Goes Too Far.

Three girls reveal more than they thought they would.

You keep gettin’ older, but the games stay the same. ‘Tag’ might be the worst.

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Super Mario Bob Ross
Every tree is a happy tree when you’re on mushrooms!

Super Mario Bob Ross

Every tree is a happy tree when you’re on mushrooms!

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Frozen Meets GTA IV

Guilty of breaking and entering our hearts.

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A Lannister always has bomb ass hips.

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Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.

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