13 Funny Pictures of Elephants [Click to view entire gallery]

Elephant Swinging Lizard: Proof that elephants can be dicks.

Paul Ryan, Marry Me

Good thing sex before marriage is a physical impossibility.

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13 Funny Pictures of Elephants [Click to view entire gallery]

The Republican National Convention was going to start today, but then the weather caused some complications. Since the elephants are holed up in Florida, we’ll bring them out on the internet. No matter what your political persuasion may be, we can all agree that elephants are pretty cool animals. Here’s 13 pictures of elephants being elephants.

If the Republican Convention Was Like Every Other Convention [Click to continue reading]

Fans and politicians alike are eagerly anticipating the event that puts the CON in Conservative.

Obama’s Anger Translator: Sh*t Mitt Romney Doesn’t Say

Deep breaths. Control yourself, Luther, damn.

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22 Bizarre Photoshops of Paul Ryan

Redditor SiliconC noted that the photo of Paul Ryan on Wikipedia had a ridiculously high resolution and started a thread of bizarre Paul Ryan photoshops. Here’s the best of the bunch. See the whole thread here.

Legitimate Rape Song

The first song on Rep. Todd Akin’s workout playlist.

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The Paul Ryan Workout Plan [Click to continue reading]

Mitt Romney Looks Like Mayor of Whoville

Mayor Maywho has better hair.

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Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan [Click to view entire gallery]

Gosling ain’t got nothin’ on these dreamboat, anti-Medicare eyes.

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The Fallen [Click to continue reading]

How the GOP Dropouts Are Spending Their Days:

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The Fallen [Click to continue reading]

How the GOP Dropouts Are Spending Their Days:

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How Newt Gingrich REALLY Got Bitten by a Penguin

Over the weekend, presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin. News reports claim that the biting incident occurred during an official visit to the St. Louis Zoo, but we here at CollegeHumor have uncovered the real story.

10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.

2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.

3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.

4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.

5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

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The GOP Candidates Play Monopoly

The only thing flimsier than the playing board is their policies.

(Source: College Humor)