1. The Crying Indian Commercial
Parodied By: The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Wayne’s World 2, Married With Children, Kingpin, and many more.
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This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King
The Problem Child
So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]
Guy Enthusiastically Cheers on Football Team Eating a Turkey Leg [Click to animate]
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
He’s off to play fetch in the great beyond.
Say WTF again.
Crazy Fuck Gif of the Day - Man Punches Bear Trap For Some Reason
What a crazed animal.
Dumbass Gif of the Day - Skater Gang Wipeout [Click to animate]
Lets shred (our elbows).
Oh yeah. That hits the g(if) spot.
Flag on the play, buddy. Flag on the play.
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