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The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

It’s True: Everything is Better with Explosions [Click for full gallery]
Cool guys may not look at explosions, but they can still look at GIFs of them.

It’s True: Everything is Better with Explosions [Click for full gallery]

Cool guys may not look at explosions, but they can still look at GIFs of them.

7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Cartoons

1. Turn Into A Wolf And Howl At Them

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A classic move. The “howling” lets the lady know that her physical appearance is pleasing to you, while your new wolf head shows her that you have a WILD SIDE and are also now a wolf.

2. Make An Old Timey “AAAAWOOOOOGAHHH!!!!” Car Horn Noise

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What’s that old expression about “Women and Cars”? I don’t know. There may not be one. But if there were, it’d probably be something along the lines of “Women love old timey car horn noises and will insta-date any living thing that produces them.”

3. Have Your Heart Beat Super Loudly Out Of Your Chest  

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The name of the game is “subtlety,” and there’s nothing more subtle than having your heart leap out of your chest and make a thumping noise in the direction of your potential romantic interest. She won’t know what that pounding, heart-shaped object under your shirt is. A box of chocolates? Your literal heart?? Now you’ve got so much intrigue you’re literally James Bond.

Finish reading 7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Cartoons

On April Fools, there’s no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.
Read How to Prank Your Stupid Cat

On April Fools, there’s no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.

Read How to Prank Your Stupid Cat

12 Reaction GIFs Of The Most Terrifying Prank Ever »

What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

When you’re little, you THINK you know what being drunk is like, because of cartoons and comics and tv shows, but when you get older and start actually getting drunk on a regular basis, you eventually find out that your perceptions at age 10 were actually, well, COMPLETELY RIGHT:

1. You See A Lot Of Pink Elephants

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Drinking too much always causes you hallucinate and see things that aren’t really there, including, most commonly, tiny pink elephants who can fly. It’s similar to the phenomenon when you’re really hungry and your friend’s head turns into a hamburger, only drunker and more elephanty.

2. Bubbles Float Out Of Your Head

When you’re drunk, 2-5 little bubbles will constantly be coming out of your head and floating around your general face area. Are these bubbles made of beer? Probably. But now everyone’s gonna see the bubbles and know you’re drunk.

3. A Lampshade Ends Up On Your Head At Some Point

Literally every single time you drink alcohol, the night will end with a lampshade on your head. Presumably, you will get so intoxicated, you will think you are the “Life of the Party” and yell “Hey look at me, I’m the Life Of The Party!” and take a lampshade and put it on your head to confirm this fact.

Finish reading What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

10 Things That Still Bother Me About Beauty And The Beast »
Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again

If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Less reruns, more reblogs.

Finish reading If Tumblr Made TV Shows

Animagraffs: 3 Awesomely Animated Instructional Charts
Graphic designer Jacob O’Neal has broken down the complicated into these easy to follow gifs for all you lazy people out there. We’d thank him, but we’re too busy learning how to Moonwalk.
Make sure to check out the rest of Jacob’s work on his website animagraffs. 

Animagraffs: 3 Awesomely Animated Instructional Charts

Graphic designer Jacob O’Neal has broken down the complicated into these easy to follow gifs for all you lazy people out there. We’d thank him, but we’re too busy learning how to Moonwalk.

Make sure to check out the rest of Jacob’s work on his website animagraffs

Make drag, not war.

Political Figures Get Fabulous: 6 Drag Queen Make-Overs

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If You Responded to Buzzfeed Titles the Way They Say You Will

The internet is currently experiencing a trend of aggressive, over-the-top, you’re-going-to-lose-your-fucking-mind-if-you-click-this-so-you-should-definitely-click-this titling. And it’s stupid. So, we decided to take a look at what would ACTUALLY happen if you responded to articles the way these real Buzzfeed and Upworthy titles say you will.

We also decided to put that whole video in the form of reaction GIFs, because this is the internet and we want GIFs, dammit.

(Source: youtube.com)

10 Derpy Goat Gifs That'll Make You Laugh Like You're High »

Wordplay on, player

Finish reading 7 Words That Really Sound Like They Mean Something Else

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Notice: Slow Motion Lips Are Pretty Great »