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You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.

It drives me up the fucking ceiling when people say that what you are studying in college has a low job market. Like what the fuck are you supposed to say back? “Well I guess I look dumb for spending thousands of dollars to one day end up flipping burgers.” FUCK THEM! Even if you are in fucking anything besides Liberal Arts programs there are still people who are like “good luck finding a job” I mean fuck, where do these people fucking come from? Now according to everyone who wants to be an asshole because they think their major is better than yours, they have a fucking right to tell me my life is going nowhere. Basically they are telling me I don’t have a right to do what the fuck I’ve dreamed of being when I was a fucking kid. Fuck this, I’m joining the army. If I die, I’ll die a hometown hero. If I live, then I’ll come home with a six pack, wicked awesome stories, and combat and weapon experience which will contribute to my survival in the zombie apocalypse.

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10 Times in History the F Word Was Appropriate 
Who the f@*k wrote this? 

10 Times in History the F Word Was Appropriate

Who the f@*k wrote this? 

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Little Kid’s “Trucking”

One of America’s Greatest Pastimes: Adults tricking kids into cursing 

(Source: youtube.com)

Tom Hanks Drops an F-Bomb on “Good Morning America”

I agree with Mr. Big, “fuck you, America.”

(Source: youtube.com)

Illiterate Graffiti
The ability to write is totally overrated.

Illiterate Graffiti

The ability to write is totally overrated.

(Source: reddit.com)

Confusing Kerning on “Flickering Lights”
Perfect mood lighting.

Confusing Kerning on “Flickering Lights”

Perfect mood lighting.

(Source: reddit.com)

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special
Do I have to pay extra for that?

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Let’s F*ck Sober

It’ll be a night to actually remember.

F*ck You Steve Rap

Put that in your bowl and eat it.


Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck
[click for more fucking tips]

Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck

[click for more fucking tips]

(Source: College Humor)

Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck
[click for more fucking tips or whatever]

Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck

[click for more fucking tips or whatever]

(Source: College Humor)

English Language Swear Words: The Definitive Guide
(Click through to see the rest of Dr. Arthur Fuckingham-Wallaces’ guide and the best GIF we’ve ever made)

English Language Swear Words: The Definitive Guide

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Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck
Click through for additional advice on optimizing the lack of f*cks given

Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck

Click through for additional advice on optimizing the lack of f*cks given

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