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Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck
[click for more fucking tips or whatever]

Five Easy Ways to Show You Don’t Give a F*ck

[click for more fucking tips or whatever]

(Source: College Humor, via collegehumorclassics)

14 Immature Jokes 14-Year-Olds Might Find Funny (and You Might As Well) [Click to finish me off]
Grow up, guys. I mean, really.

14 Immature Jokes 14-Year-Olds Might Find Funny (and You Might As Well) [Click to finish me off]

Grow up, guys. I mean, really.

Trevor from GTA 5 Tells Comic Con Fan to Go F*ck Himself

I hope that guy saved his progress right after.

(Source: youtube.com)

@Patrick_Cassels

@Patrick_Cassels

Yo my name is Saad, I don’t give a fuck

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a man.

(Source: youtube.com)

Valentine’s Day Video Cards [Click for more]

So much easier than trying to talk to what’s-their-name.

Very Candid Darts Interview

He bullseyes his true feelings.

(Source: youtube.com)

Angry Tree is Flipping You Off
Make like a tree and F*ck Off

Angry Tree is Flipping You Off

Make like a tree and F*ck Off

(Source: reddit.com)

Sober Sex

They’re taking their relationship to the next level (consciousness).

The Year in Sports Cursing

Higher, faster, stronger, dirtier.

(Source: youtube.com)

Classy Desk Plate
Fuck you, that’s their name.

Classy Desk Plate

Fuck you, that’s their name.

(Source: reddit.com)

Sir Ian McKellen

Sir Ian McKellen

You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.

It drives me up the fucking ceiling when people say that what you are studying in college has a low job market. Like what the fuck are you supposed to say back? “Well I guess I look dumb for spending thousands of dollars to one day end up flipping burgers.” FUCK THEM! Even if you are in fucking anything besides Liberal Arts programs there are still people who are like “good luck finding a job” I mean fuck, where do these people fucking come from? Now according to everyone who wants to be an asshole because they think their major is better than yours, they have a fucking right to tell me my life is going nowhere. Basically they are telling me I don’t have a right to do what the fuck I’ve dreamed of being when I was a fucking kid. Fuck this, I’m joining the army. If I die, I’ll die a hometown hero. If I live, then I’ll come home with a six pack, wicked awesome stories, and combat and weapon experience which will contribute to my survival in the zombie apocalypse.

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10 Times in History the F Word Was Appropriate 
Who the f@*k wrote this? 

10 Times in History the F Word Was Appropriate

Who the f@*k wrote this? 

(Source: reddit.com)