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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College 

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -  Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt  at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band  that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New  England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all  of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After  all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things  in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus  is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head.  That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA!  fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap  themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that  is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either  making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the  same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid  on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head. That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA! fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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New College Slang Words: Part 2
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New College Slang Words: Part 2

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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen
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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen

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The 100 Worst Nicknames To Pick Up During Orientation Week »
The Off-Campus Brochure for Your State University
Learn the history! Meet local celebs! Reconsider your choice to attend here!

The Off-Campus Brochure for Your State University

Learn the history! Meet local celebs! Reconsider your choice to attend here!

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Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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Off-Campus Brochure For your State University
Quendelton State University is more than just the college that Newsweek called “Adequate,” it’s also your gateway to Quendeltown!
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Off-Campus Brochure For your State University

Quendelton State University is more than just the college that Newsweek called “Adequate,” it’s also your gateway to Quendeltown!

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Your Brain During Orientation
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Your Brain During Orientation

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Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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