Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.

The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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Off-Campus Brochure For your State University

Quendelton State University is more than just the college that Newsweek called “Adequate,” it’s also your gateway to Quendeltown!

(Click to see all it has to offer)

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Your Brain During Orientation

(Click through to see your brain doing homework, eating in the caf, hooking up, and more)

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Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”

The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

(Source: College Humor)