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Colleges will always have freshmen, and freshmen will always find increasingly stupid ways to embarrass the rest of the campus. It’s the circle of collegiate life. As such, we’ve put together a series of predictions to help you better prepare yourself for this academic onslaught of inexperience.

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Finish reading What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall

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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus
I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.
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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus

I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.

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What Has Changed Since Freshman Year?
Tar Heel hatred needs to end in this country!

What Has Changed Since Freshman Year?

Tar Heel hatred needs to end in this country!

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The Evolution of Your Thanksgiving Break Plans

See what each year of college looks like

The Evolution of Your Thanksgiving Break Plans

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

Roommate Trolling Opportunity Not Missed
Looks like it’s going to be a fun year for Willie’s roommate.

Roommate Trolling Opportunity Not Missed

Looks like it’s going to be a fun year for Willie’s roommate.

Here he is, the Winner of the Class of 2015

Here he is, the Winner of the Class of 2015

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Freshmen With Massive Backpacks
You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.

Freshmen With Massive Backpacks

You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.

Guy Fucks Shit Up Freshman Year
Just one of many valuable lessons you’ll get in college. 

Guy Fucks Shit Up Freshman Year

Just one of many valuable lessons you’ll get in college. 

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Freshman Orientation Icebreakers

"Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again."

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If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

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Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

Glitter Cup Prank

It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

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