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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus
I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.
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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus

I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.

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What Has Changed Since Freshman Year?
Tar Heel hatred needs to end in this country!

What Has Changed Since Freshman Year?

Tar Heel hatred needs to end in this country!

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See what each year of college looks like

The Evolution of Your Thanksgiving Break Plans

See what each year of college looks like

The Evolution of Your Thanksgiving Break Plans

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

Roommate Trolling Opportunity Not Missed
Looks like it’s going to be a fun year for Willie’s roommate.

Roommate Trolling Opportunity Not Missed

Looks like it’s going to be a fun year for Willie’s roommate.

Here he is, the Winner of the Class of 2015

Here he is, the Winner of the Class of 2015

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Freshmen With Massive Backpacks
You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.

Freshmen With Massive Backpacks

You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.

Guy Fucks Shit Up Freshman Year
Just one of many valuable lessons you’ll get in college. 

Guy Fucks Shit Up Freshman Year

Just one of many valuable lessons you’ll get in college. 

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Freshman Orientation Icebreakers

"Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again."

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If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

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Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

Glitter Cup Prank

It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College 

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -  Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt  at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band  that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New  England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all  of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After  all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things  in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus  is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head.  That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA!  fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap  themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that  is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either  making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the  same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid  on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head. That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA! fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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New College Slang Words: Part 2
(Click to learn see rest)

New College Slang Words: Part 2

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