Th Evolution of Your Thanksgiving Break Plans [Click to continue reading]

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

Roommate Trolling Opportunity Not Missed

Looks like it’s going to be a fun year for Willie’s roommate.

Here he is, the Winner of the Class of 2015

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Freshmen With Massive Backpacks

You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.

Guy Fucks Shit Up Freshman Year

Just one of many valuable lessons you’ll get in college. 

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Freshman Orientation Icebreakers

“Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again.”

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If College Was A Zoo (Click to see more)

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Glitter Cup Prank

It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head. That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA! fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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New College Slang Words: Part 2

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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen

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The Off-Campus Brochure for Your State University

Learn the history! Meet local celebs! Reconsider your choice to attend here!

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