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Wow. I Thought I Knew How to Cut a Cake. Until I Saw This.

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How You Know It’s Time To Get A Job
Strengths include: organizational skills.

How You Know It’s Time To Get A Job

Strengths include: organizational skills.

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DRAWFEE BREAK -¬†Nathan’s Ghost Pepper Vision Quest

Caldwell and Nathan draw what Nathan saw while he was under the influence of the ghost pepper.

Popeye Discovers the Consequences of Eating a Can of Spinach »

You can’t fit a round peg in a square hole unless you REALLY force it in there.

Finish - Well THAT Does Not Belong In There: 12 VERY Out-of-Place Things

This Guy’s Helmet is BANANAS
It’s Chiquita Banana, but comes with better helmet hair.

This Guy’s Helmet is BANANAS

It’s Chiquita Banana, but comes with better helmet hair.

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Watch Our Illustrator Nathan Lose a Bet and Have To Eat a Ghost Pepper While Drawing A Caricature

How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?
What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?

What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You’ve Been Together

1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

Finish reading 5 HOT New Ways to Spice Up How You Listen to Your Roommates Have Sex

Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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The Meatloaf of Your Nightmares
In case you want your meat extra chewy.

The Meatloaf of Your Nightmares

In case you want your meat extra chewy.

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