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Big Sister Interrupts Baby’s First Steps

Anything you can do, I can do better.

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Baby’s First Selfie

She’ll be Snapchatting before you even know it.

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My First Sony Toy Dubstep with Farm Sounds

Should make for some pretty neato raves.

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VIDEO: Kids Tasting Ice Cream for the First Time
Finding out who’s lactose intolerant has never been this adorable.

VIDEO: Kids Tasting Ice Cream for the First Time

Finding out who’s lactose intolerant has never been this adorable.

(Source: youtube.com)

Mosh Pit at The Wiggles Concert
Baby’s first bloody nose.

Mosh Pit at The Wiggles Concert

Baby’s first bloody nose.

The First CH All Nighter, 2008
These guys have NOT aged well.

The First CH All Nighter, 2008

These guys have NOT aged well.

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During the first All-Nighter Pat ate too much BBQ, got sick, and spent half the night in one of the writers’ rooms doubled over in pain. That’s why he’s not in the latter half of the sketches.

During the first All-Nighter Pat ate too much BBQ, got sick, and spent half the night in one of the writers’ rooms doubled over in pain. That’s why he’s not in the latter half of the sketches.

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Girl from The Ring Throws Out First Pitch of Japanese Baseball Game 

Juuuuust a bit outside (of what most people would consider normal).

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The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words
While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 
24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section
Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.
23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…
The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words

While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 

24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section

Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.

23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…

The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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