Damn autocorrect! I’m trying to fire someone here.
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It’s 2013, people. Get with it. And stop eating so much butter.
In related news, there was a spike in unemployment just five seconds ago.
UPDATE: It’s true. He’s been fired.
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I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year.
You can’t lie a liar.
“I finally got a raise after almost 3 years of working my tail off. After a weekend of celebrating I came back Monday to find out I had been fired for not clocking out.”
Clean up on aisle you’re fired.
I mean, it’s not THAT out of sync.
“I used to work at this convenience store where my boss would constantly check my register and accuse me of stealing because i was black. One day during one of his routine register checks he finds a penny that he claims to be a fake. This leads to a massive argument which results in me being fired. Just before i stormed out of his office he flicked the penny at me and said something about it being worthless anyway. My dad is a massive coin nerd and loves coins more than he loves me. I showed him this “fake” coin and he almost had a heart attack. It turns out this was a 1969 penny that due to some problem with it is incredibly rare. He told me it was worth 40 grand and I sold it the next day.”
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