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News Anchor is Ready to Get the Fuck Outta There

Back to you, unemployment.

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The Worst Way To tell Someone They’re Fired
Damn autocorrect! I’m trying to fire someone here.

The Worst Way To tell Someone They’re Fired

Damn autocorrect! I’m trying to fire someone here.

(Source: facebook.com)

Oh, So White People Can’t Say the N Word Now?! [Click for more]

It’s 2013, people. Get with it. And stop eating so much butter. 

News Anchor’s First Day on the Job: Says “F*cking Shit” Live on Air

In related news, there was a spike in unemployment just five seconds ago.

UPDATEIt’s true. He’s been fired.

(Source: youtube.com)

Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests
If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 
I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.- Anonymous
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.- Anonymous
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.- D.S. 
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests

If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 

I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous

I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S. 

In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Jake and Amir: CEO

You can’t lie a liar.

I finally got a raise after almost 3 years of working my tail off. After a weekend of celebrating I came back Monday to find out I had been fired for not clocking out.

Work Sucks - 3 years for nothing.
How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil
Clean up on aisle you’re fired.

How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil

Clean up on aisle you’re fired.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Gangnam Style Video That Got Every Single One of These Lifeguards Fired

I mean, it’s not THAT out of sync.

(Source: youtube.com)

Last Meal
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Last Meal

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I used to work at this convenience store where my boss would constantly check my register and accuse me of stealing because i was black. One day during one of his routine register checks he finds a penny that he claims to be a fake. This leads to a massive argument which results in me being fired. Just before i stormed out of his office he flicked the penny at me and said something about it being worthless anyway. My dad is a massive coin nerd and loves coins more than he loves me. I showed him this “fake” coin and he almost had a heart attack. It turns out this was a 1969 penny that due to some problem with it is incredibly rare. He told me it was worth 40 grand and I sold it the next day.

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We’ve got books, we’ve got Jake & Amir Fired DVDs, we’ve got literally nothing else! So buy one or both of those!

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We’ve got books, we’ve got Jake & Amir Fired DVDs, we’ve got literally nothing else! So buy one or both of those!

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"Fired" on iTunes!

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Our half hour special “FIRED” is finally available to download on iTunes! So if you’ve been holding out and have $2.99 in iTunes bucks, now is your chance!

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We’re shipping this autographed “Fired” DVD to somebody tomorrow! That’s right! Tomorrow! REBLOG THIS POST in the next 24 hours (and add your email), and we’ll randomly choose the winner at 1:00pm EST on Tuesday. Just be sure to include your email address so we can contact you.

And as always, you can still watch “Fired” — our 30 minute special — at CollegeHumor, or in HD on YouTube. And, of course, you can buy the DVD from BustedTees as well! Good luck!