What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom.
I always knew that The Breakfast Club was missing a certain something, I just didn’t know it was Judd Nelson asking Bane if he still had his V-card.
Pistolshrimps has thrown Batman and his nemesis Bane into other movies and 10 Things I Hate About You is that much better because of it.
Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.
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Disney characters have pretty distinctive beards. When you take them away, the character’s hearts will become as cold as their face.
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Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis.
… and it’s awesome. Pack it up, cosplayers, there’s no point in even working on your costume for this year’s Comic-Con. Because one man has already created costumes for the best comic book, Pokemon and Disney characters. Granted, most of his costumes are made with garbage, but he made them nonetheless. Man, did Ridley Scott waste way too much money on Alien, all the guy needed was a black trash bag, smh.
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The Avengers in 1978 VS. 2012
Looks like it only took 34 years to make Ironman look cool.
Just one bite, and you’ll feel that movie magic.