I Farted on Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)
Artist: The Little Stinkers
Every year people complain about overplayed Christmas songs, but it could be a lot worse. Here are 10 original Christmas songs you never hear played at the mall. Because they’re all terrible.
(Source: College Humor)
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I showed my girlfriend a picture of a caterpillar, and commented on its ugly coloration, black with yellow spots. She replied “Ugh, I hate animals with spots… Except for zebras!” She’s a law student.
My boyfriend has forced me to go see every twilight movie so far, he cant wait for the next one. he honestly cant see how terrible they are, and it is torture watch them T.T i now know the pain of every guy unfortunate enough to have a girlfriend who likes twilight.
One night while fooling around with my boyfriend, I was sitting naked on top of him giving him a hand job and he told me to talk dirty to him. As I was talking the dirtiest I could, I farted… on top of him…
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