Finally somebody that figured to how to speak to dogs in their native tongue: poop smell.
This legal precedent was established in the court case of Smelt It v. Dealt It.
(Source: College Humor)
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“One night while having sex with my girlfriend, me on top, she farted, let out a tiny laugh, then asked, “Did that tickle your balls?” Chicks, man.”
“My girlfriend uses her farts to keep me out of the bathroom while she does her hair and make up.”