Grateful Kid Gets Xbox 360 For Christmas
And you barely even notice yours anymore.
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It’s the most dank time of the year.
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Guy Left Out of Wedding Kiss Picture
He feels the love all around him. And it hurts.
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It’s the Christmas Eve story you love…about a guy who’s got nothing to do with Santa.
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If you’re going to form a book club, form one with your best friend.
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“Ever since my parents both got Droids, they will talk to each other when I tell one of them something, and I’ll get a text from the other saying things like “You go girl!”
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“But, but I’m your step sister,” Juanita whispered.
“Oh, yeah, totally.” I said as my face went flush.
“Is this something you’ve been thinking about?”
Juanita pulled me closer. I felt her heaving breasts press against my chest while our things touched and stuff.
“What would people say?” she purred as she brushed the crumbs from my shirt.
They’d probably disapprove, I thought. Somehow, dinner would become even more uncomfortable. I don’t really tell my dad anything, so if he found out I wanted to boink his wife’s daughter, he’d probably want to have a “conversation” with me. I hate those things. Plus, like, it’s only a conversation if you let the other person get a word in. Not knowing how to respond, I wiggled free from her lustful lock and explained that I was joking around and that she’s weird.
She fled the front porch in tears.
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Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“But, but I’m your step sister,” Juanita whispered.
“Oh, yeah, totally.” I said as my face went flush.
“Is this something you’ve been thinking about?”
Juanita pulled me closer. I felt her heaving breasts press against my chest while our things touched and stuff.
“What would people say?” she purred as she brushed the crumbs from my shirt.
They’d probably disapprove, I thought. Somehow, dinner would become even more uncomfortable. I don’t really tell my dad anything, so if he found out I wanted to boink his wife’s daughter, he’d probably want to have a “conversation” with me. I hate those things. Plus, like, it’s only a conversation if you let the other person get a word in. Not knowing how to respond, I wiggled free from her lustful lock and explained that I was joking around and that she’s weird.
She fled the front porch in tears.
I made my way up to the bathroom no one uses and popped open a bottle of “no cry” shampoo. [Keep Reading]
I’ll incriminate myself before I break up this family.
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.
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Movember Is Over: I’m Keeping The Mustache
I believe that life begins at peach fuzz.
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