IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]

I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.
- potentially-problematical

My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.
- Anonymous

When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.

- Anonymous  

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How to Be Unique While Posting the Same Bullshit as Everyone Else [Click for more]

Fit in while standing out, just like everyone else!

5 More Interesting Ways to Announce Your Pregnancy on Facebook

Everyone knows that Facebook is where your friends and family want to learn that you’re pregnant, but you need to break the baby news in a creative way if you want people to really take notice.

How to Fight NSA Wiretapping

If it isn’t on the Internet, the government can’t find it.

Hey! It’s a Facebook Invite from Your Party Promoter Friend [Click for more dollar $ign$ where they $houldn’t be]

Oh, cool, the third invitation this week. 

11 Profound Quotes From Vin Diesel’s Facebook [Click for more]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.-Wayne Gretzky-Michael Scott”-Vin Diesel

(Source: facebook.com)

1 Million Facebook Likes = 1 GIANT BEE BEARD [Click to watch]

We promised, you delivered, Pat’s up for another one.

1 Million Facebook Likes = ONE GIANT BEE BEARD

Release the bees! We just hit 1 million Likes on Facebook, and as promised, the ever-generous Pat Cassels agreed to wear a beard of one hundred million (or less) bees.

We really can’t thank all our incredible fans enough who continue to support our efforts to produce original humorous content.

Facebook: The Disney Musical

This is the song Mark Zuckerberg sings in the shower.

(Source: youtube.com)

The 6 People You Need to Unfriend on Facebook

There comes a time when every person realizes that somewhere along the line, they irresponsibly stopped paying attention to the friend requests they were sending and accepting. At that moment you start to realize how many of your Facebook “friends” you actually want to punch in the face. You’re then faced with two options: Option A – track down every person you feel is wronging you somehow on Facebook and punch them in the face. Option B – “The Purge.”

“The Purge” involves going through your list of Facebook friends and “unfriending” all those you feel bring nothing good to the table.

It would be prudent for you to begin with the detailed list of the following people.

IdioTech: Meet Me at Facebook [Click for more]

My mom opened up her web browser. I recently set the homepage to Google. She exclaimed “Oh, we have Google now!”
- Anonymous 

Whenever my stepmom gets an error in a dialog box on her computer, she just turns off the monitor and says, “I’ll wait for your dad to get home and look at this.”
- Anonymous 

My dad told me to meet him at Facebook. He meant Starbucks.
- Anonymous 

If you know people that don’t understand the difference between “liking” a caramel macchiato venti and drinking a facebook post then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. You won’t regret it, but your friends might. 

Candidate For Worst Driver in the World

When it comes to your driving test, there are no wrong answers, sweetie.

(Source: reddit.com)

If Facebook Updated Your Home

Home “Not Sweet At All” Home

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Instagram

You my friend are classless, assless, deaf and dumb if you let Instagram own you. 

We’re just 10,000 Likes away from everybody seeing Pat Cassels wear a beard of bees. Help us get there.