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Forever Alone: 8 of the Saddest Products Made For Just One Person

Learn to love yourself…because you’re gonna be single for a long, long time.

1. A dining table for one to host all those dinner parties you have by yourself.

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2. A cookbook aimed to help you microwave all your sad, gross meals.

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3. A boyfriend pillow that doesn’t know how to love but can keep you warm.

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4. An extendable razor so you can shave your own disgusting back.

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Cardboard Cut Outs Make Excellent Prom Dates
Somebody’s about to get LAID flat.

Cardboard Cut Outs Make Excellent Prom Dates

Somebody’s about to get LAID flat.

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Great for heartbroken dry skin.

Some Sad Skin Scrub

Great for heartbroken dry skin.

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Dinner Party RSVP

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Don’t cry, Forever Alone, you’ve got a great pair.

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Don’t cry, Forever Alone, you’ve got a great pair.

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Both Good Options

I’m 19, and have never been in any sort of sexual relationship. Life is fine. I bring this up not to gain sympathy, but to show all the Tweens reading these that not everyone is having sex in college. There are many alternatives. Like skyrim. Or halo.

The Internet’s Best Dating and Sex Stories

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Forbidden Facebook Relationship


Even if you could, you’d just get hair on your palms.

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Even if you could, you’d just get hair on your palms.

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Forever Alone Facebook Comments


1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

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Forever Alone T-Shirt Girl


You’re never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.

You’re never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.

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Forever One


You can’t tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.

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You can’t tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.

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