She’ll crush Gotham with her loneliness.
Guy Shamed with Breasted Forever Alone
Don’t cry, Forever Alone, you’ve got a great pair.
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Both Good Options
I’m 19, and have never been in any sort of sexual relationship. Life is fine. I bring this up not to gain sympathy, but to show all the Tweens reading these that not everyone is having sex in college. There are many alternatives. Like skyrim. Or halo.
The Internet’s Best Dating and Sex Stories
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Even if you could, you’d just get hair on your palms.
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1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
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You can’t tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.
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