Jurassic Park crewmember Phil Tippett’s credit has amused the Internet for a long time, but few realize how many other movies he’s played a part in.
Weekly Roundup: All the CH originals from this past week in one post!
Which was your favorite?
IT’S FRIDAY! TREAT YOURSELF TO MORE VIDEOS
How Indiana Jones (Last Crusade) Should Have Ended - Now fix the entire Kingdom of the Crystal Skull please
The ArScheerio Paul Show (w/ Will Arnett) - Woot woot, what?
Puerto Rican News Anchor Just Kind of Loses It Bruce Almighty Style - This just in, I’m insane
How Not to Start a Food Fight - REVOLUTION! Anybody? Hello?
You can take the blue-ish pill, or the pill thats kinda red.
This stop, Sesame Street. Next stop, crazy town.
Psh. Knew about this way before it came out
1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.
Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka’s chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn’t that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he’s “not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn’t the rarest of things.” Sounds to me like he’s just using his pure, bigoted imagination. Keep Reading
Guns don’t kill people. Batman does.
No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!
Fun for the whole family you murdered.
ABC made one for Batman Begins too.