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Who are you wearing? And why?
What was the “Dumbest Red Carpet Outfit?” - Vote now
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Who are you wearing? And why?

What was the “Dumbest Red Carpet Outfit?” - Vote now

The official voting period ends Wednesday September 3, 2014 at 10:00AM so get your votes in now.

Weird Al Made Up His Own Lyrics for The Emmy-Nominated Shows

Weird Al continued his domination of the summer of 2014 by singing the lyrics to several of this year’s Emmy-nominated shows. Specifically the one’s that don’t have any lyrics to begin with like Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Homeland, and Scandal.

 I’m now going to have Al’s lyrics “here come dragons galore and some boobs..” stuck in my head every time I watch Game of Thrones from here on out.  

(Source: youtube.com)

Congrats to CollegeHumor alumni Sarah Schneider (SNL) and David Young (Tonight Show) for their Emmy nominations today. To celebrate, here’s a video of them being office douche bags.

(Source: College Humor)

Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!
Choose a Setting:
1. The War of 1812
2. Wikipedia’s first office, 2000
3. Sodom and Gomorrah
4. Suburban Minneapolis during the Cold War ’50s
5. A robot factory in the not-too-distance future 
6. The site of the first SARS outbreak, 2003
7. Europa, the sixth moon of Jupiter, in the year 3000
8. Berkeley California, circa 1967 
Choose Your Lead:
1. Bjork, for some reason
2. Patton Oswalt in a surprisingly meatty dramatic role. He can practically smell the Emmy already.
3. Anyone from American Pie
4. Sir Ben Kingsley, pretty much phoning it in
5. A talented person with a perfect face who has somehow never landed a major acting role
6. Dennis Franz, resurrected
7. An increasingly creepy Tilda Swinton 
8. The entire cast of Sideways
Finish reading Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Choose a Setting:

1. The War of 1812

2. Wikipedia’s first office, 2000

3. Sodom and Gomorrah

4. Suburban Minneapolis during the Cold War ’50s

5. A robot factory in the not-too-distance future 

6. The site of the first SARS outbreak, 2003

7. Europa, the sixth moon of Jupiter, in the year 3000

8. Berkeley California, circa 1967 

Choose Your Lead:

1. Bjork, for some reason

2. Patton Oswalt in a surprisingly meatty dramatic role. He can practically smell the Emmy already.

3. Anyone from American Pie

4. Sir Ben Kingsley, pretty much phoning it in

5. A talented person with a perfect face who has somehow never landed a major acting role

6. Dennis Franz, resurrected

7. An increasingly creepy Tilda Swinton 

8. The entire cast of Sideways

Finish reading Create Your Own Highbrow TV Pilot!

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Heckle Neil Patrick Harris at Emmy Awards 2013

The cool kids from the back of the class got themselves front row seats at the Emmy’s. No big.

(Source: youtube.com)

Will Ferrell’s Wardrobe Choice to Announce Outstanding Drama at the Emmy’s Kinda Ruled
The shirt was a great choice.

Will Ferrell’s Wardrobe Choice to Announce Outstanding Drama at the Emmy’s Kinda Ruled

The shirt was a great choice.

(Source: reddit.com)

Family Guy Spoofs HBO’s Girls
Lena Dunham doesn’t look all that different.

Family Guy Spoofs HBO’s Girls

Lena Dunham doesn’t look all that different.

(Source: adweek.com)

Louis CK Emmys Start to Become an Inconvenience.
He’s just texting a tow truck guy now, just one second.

Louis CK Emmys Start to Become an Inconvenience.

He’s just texting a tow truck guy now, just one second.

(Source: mehalicka)

10 Cool Things to do with an Emmy

  • Pretend mic for your famed “Hollywood Karaoke” nights
  • Smash your Golden Globes.
  • Put it in Barbie’s dream house where it will exist among Barbie as a living God.
  • Superglue it to the sidewalk and see how many people try to pick it up.
  • Use it as a door stopper.
  • Wear it like a necklace before using to pay for an appointment with a chiropractor.

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jestcomedy:

Current Homeland Conversations Threat Level: SEVERE

jestcomedy:

Current Homeland Conversations Threat Level: SEVERE

(Source: jest.com)

Tom Hanks Tapes Emmy to Hood of Car
I mean what are you gonna do with an Emmy, keep it on your fireplace?

Tom Hanks Tapes Emmy to Hood of Car

I mean what are you gonna do with an Emmy, keep it on your fireplace?

(Source: twitter.com)

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Parker Posey Teaches You How to Accept an Emmy

To find out what it’s worth, trick a hobo into thinking it’s candy.

(Source: youtube.com)

Proud to see the Sarah Schneider shout out at the Emmy’s last night.
Prouder that without context, it looks like she was mistaken for Justin Timberlake.
(thanks @NickBossRoss)

Proud to see the Sarah Schneider shout out at the Emmy’s last night.

Prouder that without context, it looks like she was mistaken for Justin Timberlake.

(thanks @NickBossRoss)