Precious Plum: Tow Truck [Click to watch]

Being a beauty queen is harder than it looks. Just like that mural.

Precious Plum: Tow Truck [Click to watch]

Wonder how they ended up needing their car towed.

Precious Plum: Tow Truck

Today Plum’s competin’ for Best Drifter Midriff under a bridge by that big mural of a dick.

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Precious Plum, episode 2: Hitchhiking. (The one where Plum falls out of the car.) Written by Elaine and me / directed by me / starring Elaine and Josh and featuring Joe Wengert.

The third episode of Precious Plum will be released tomorrow 6/5 at 12pm EST.

Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends [Click to watch]

Don’t let Olivier/Phil/Bodyguard/Fat Professor/Jewish-Looking Girl fool you.

Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends [Click to watch]

Unless you count Jewish-Looking Girl.

Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 6 [Click to watch]

VMK’s talking about the big stuff.

Very Mary-Kate: Bad Connection [Click to watch]

She lost her phone. The one in her hand.

Very Mary-Kate: Bad Connection

Money won’t help anybody find a lost phone, but maybe “Bodyguard” will. 

Very Mary-Kate: Drinking Game [Click to watch]

The only rule is to haf a glurb tymm.

Very Mary-Kate: Conference Call [Click to watch]

Take a number

Very Mary-Kate: Shrooms [Click to watch]

She’s going to trip harder and get higher than ever before…which is saying something, considering she owns a helicopter.

As promised, here’s Elaine Carroll’s CBS interview. Warning: Don’t watch if you don’t want the illusion destroyed.

Elaine Carroll AKA Very Mary-Kate interviewed on CBS NY’s “Live from the Couch” this morning. Video later today.

Very Mary-Kate: Evaluations [Click to watch]

VMK is honest to a fault.