Going through the Drive Through in a Cardboard Car
I can’t believe they spent the extra money to get the sun roof.
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Jerk Pulls Up Too Far from Drive Through Window
If you want your money, you come out here and get it.
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14 Great Pictures of Ice Cream
Who doesn’t love ice cream? Is it you? What’s wrong with you? Ice cream is amazing. You can give someone ice cream and make their day. Or you can take it away and ruin it. Celebrate the greatness of ice cream with these pictures and GIFs.
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If you think he’s dedicated now, you should know he legally changed his name to Idiot.
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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet
The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up at 9. Quickly drive away.
(Source: College Humor)
5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet
The Mumbler -Pull up to the drive-thru. When asked for your order, respond with incoherent mumbles and gibberish. You will be asked to repeat your order, at which point you should mumble again in a similar fashion. The prank is on! Now that you’ve had a chance to look at the menu, realize that you are hungry, and order a cheeseburger (coherently this time). As you eat your burger in the parking lot, notice yourself becoming overwhelmed by a feeling of crushing loneliness and isolation. Find yourself considering that you might as well just mumble all the time because, if you think about it, no one is really understanding you anyway—at least not the real you. Your drive-thru prank, you can now see, was an embodiment of man’s futile attempt to connect with his fellow man. Can anyone ever truly know another person? Decide that they cannot. Call your significant other and briskly end the relationship with no explanation. Have immediate regrets about this.
(Source: College Humor)
