Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.
(Source: College Humor)
20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College
13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.
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Translation: I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean
(Source: College Humor)
Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean
(Source: College Humor)
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean
Translation: This meeting is run by people who don’t know who you are. They won’t know if you attend or not.
(Click through to see what else you should know for orientation)
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