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Girl Passed Out In Bathroom Stall
Either that or the plumber really likes wedge shoes and shaved legs while he works

Girl Passed Out In Bathroom Stall

Either that or the plumber really likes wedge shoes and shaved legs while he works

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Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

Glitter Cup Prank

It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.

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Dorm Desks Lofted
There’s so much room for activities!

Dorm Desks Lofted

There’s so much room for activities!

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College 

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -  Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt  at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band  that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New  England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all  of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After  all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things  in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.

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Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean
Translation: This meeting is run by people who don’t know who you are. They won’t know if you attend or not.
(Click through to see what else you should know for orientation)

The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation: This meeting is run by people who don’t know who you are. They won’t know if you attend or not.

(Click through to see what else you should know for orientation)

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