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8 First Generation Pokemon Dumber Than Anything That Came After
Pitch: ”Hey, you know what’s crazy? Computers. What about a computer program Pokemon? Yeah, sure it can exist in the real world, even though it’s explicitly made of virtual polygons.”
Porygon’s an incredibly dumb idea for a Pokemon. It’s literally made of programming code, but it somehow interacts with the physical world. In other words, it makes no sense at all and Nintendo just thought it would be neat to have some kind of Pokemon to take advantage of the “computer” fad that was sweeping the world at the time.
How Lazy Is The Name: It’s like Polygon, but we replaced the L with an R for some reason. Possibly to sound like an incredibly racist impression of a Japanese person? We can only hope.
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dorkly:

8 First Generation Pokemon Dumber Than Anything That Came After

Pitch: ”Hey, you know what’s crazy? Computers. What about a computer program Pokemon? Yeah, sure it can exist in the real world, even though it’s explicitly made of virtual polygons.”

Porygon’s an incredibly dumb idea for a Pokemon. It’s literally made of programming code, but it somehow interacts with the physical world. In other words, it makes no sense at all and Nintendo just thought it would be neat to have some kind of Pokemon to take advantage of the “computer” fad that was sweeping the world at the time.

How Lazy Is The Name: It’s like Polygon, but we replaced the L with an R for some reason. Possibly to sound like an incredibly racist impression of a Japanese person? We can only hope.

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dorkly:

Being a Cat Is Like Being In a Videogame

How are we just realizing this now!?!

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In The Tall Grass

Gotta destroy ‘em all.

dorkly:

Jor-El: The Worst Parent

Conspiracy theorists make the worst dads.

dorkly:

Be Careful What You Wish For

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The Bad-Signal

50% of the time, it works all the time.

Wait, what’s the area code?

dorkly:

Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement

Microsoft really needs a PR team.

The 25 Greatest Comic Book Villains of All-Time
The thing that sets apart great comic books from the rest are the quality of their villains. While superheroes are stuck playing the boring good guy know-it-alls, villains get to plan the crazy schemes, blow stuff up, and cause the kinds of havoc and destruction that makes comic books work. 850,000 votes are in (check out the results here), 

The 25 Greatest Comic Book Villains of All-Time

The thing that sets apart great comic books from the rest are the quality of their villains. While superheroes are stuck playing the boring good guy know-it-alls, villains get to plan the crazy schemes, blow stuff up, and cause the kinds of havoc and destruction that makes comic books work. 850,000 votes are in (check out the results here)

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The Problem With Lego Movie Tie-In Games
Blocks…why’d it have to be blocks?

dorkly:

The Problem With Lego Movie Tie-In Games


Blocks…why’d it have to be blocks?

The Truth About Mario 64 [Click to continue reading]

The Truth About Mario 64 [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

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Best of Dorkly: Captain America Uses Drugs

He’s as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

(Source: College Humor)

PAX East 2012 - Dorkly Panel

Pat, Caldwell, Owen, Murph and Kevin talk about what goes into those our animations, comics, articles. We also reveal how hilarious we find sad things.

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes
Until we get video from our Panel at PAXEast, we’d like to leave you with this incredible still featuring Caldwell running. 

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

Until we get video from our Panel at PAXEast, we’d like to leave you with this incredible still featuring Caldwell running. 

Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z

"Look, he’s saving the universe. Now everyone in high school will respect him."

(Source: College Humor)