Tragedy comes in many forms.
(Source: College Humor)
Domino’s has a really neat/unnecessary feature when you order food from them online. What they do is give you this progress bar (second image) that breaks down the entire lifespan of your pizza - from baked birth to delicious death and everything in between.
I’ve got nothing against the Domino’s pizza chefs and deliverymen, but this is for MAKING ME WAIT A WHOLE GODDAMN HOUR LAST TIME!
Revenge is a pie best served microwaved.