Look, terrified eight year old! No hands!
It’s like plastic, it’s fantastic.
Sex dolls do not count in the mile high club.
“Someone needs to talk to Sour Patch Adults about birth control.”
Just wait till you see the forest it came from.
Welcome to the neighborhood! We do this fun thing where we find new ways to terrify you every morning.
A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, child’s plaything.
The wine makes you sleepy, and the cork gives you nightmares. The system works.
I don’t remember this scene from Toy Story.
They really thought “Topless Countryside Barbie” would be a big hit.