Animals Who Mistakenly Think They Can Fly [Click for more]
Four legs. One rule of gravity. Zero possibilities.
Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]
Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!
- Anonymous
Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.
20 Pawsitively Ruff Pet Store Puns [Click for more]
To be fair, pet stores that don’t use puns In their names shouldn’t exist.
Tried to make a joke about racism but just came off sounding racist.

Thought Edward Snowden was a character on Game of Thrones.

Farted super loudly in a public bathroom and then realized someone else was in there.

8 Animals That Can’t Believe They Just Did That [Click for more]
Dog is man’s best friend and, well, your buddies sure make you do crazy shit.
Puppy Does Trick, Gives Owner High-Five[Click to animate]
Now that’s how you earn a damn treat.
(Source: theinternetsanimals.com)
Super Mario Pup Eats Super ‘Shroom [Click to animate]
Much better outcome than the time he ate the Fire Flower.
Animals on Trampolines [Click for more]
The animal kingdom can be stressful — what with the predators, the prey, and whatnot. Sometimes you just gotta bounce all that away.
Think of Garfield as a dog but still suffering from crippling depression like a cat!
(Source: youtube.com)



![Dog Achieves Nirvana [Click to animate]
This puppy’s gone to heaven.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c9d3e041bc4f0ab734810200f15559d/tumblr_mocopxZysf1qasthro1_500.jpg)
