1. Take a semi-normal-sounding job.
2. Now perform that job in the DESERT, the ARCTIC, the MOUNTAINS, or an ABANDONED WAREHOUSE HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF PAWN SHOP EMPLOYEES.
3. Add 30+ family members with insane beards who are constantly fighting and subtitled.
4. Throw in a scripted B-Plot where you’re skydiving or learning yoga.
5. ROLL CREDITS AND START THE NEXT EP.
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