Amazing Spider-Man Drawing Parody [Click to watch]

They fixed the remake by remaking it.

(Source: youtube.com)

Portrait Studio for Your Junk

When it comes to dick pics, let them handle it.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dog Looks Exactly Like Penis

And it’s into heavy petting.

Thirteen Minutes of the Best 2012 News Bloopers

Journalism made great strides this year. In what? Who knows.

(Source: youtube.com)

Looper Has Sex With Himself [Click to watch]

Anti-Weed Mom Tweets About the Devil’s Lettuce

Although considering how badly she “wants the D now”? Probably a sexbot.

(Source: reddit.com)

Dick’s Big Package

Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.

(Source: renandstimpy)

Old Man Wears Presumptuous Sweatshirt

Good to know, grandpa. Now it’s time to go back to the nursing home.

Sign Has Subliminal Penis

I bet it’s splendid.

Van Covered in Post-It Notes

An OCD person’s version of keying

(Source: reddit.com)

Cracked iPhone Looks Like Two Penises Touching

“Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk.”

(Source: reddit.com)

Awkward Pause in Land Before Time Exposes Penis

And that’s how all the dinosaurs died.

(Source: reddit.com)

New Twitter Verifications [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

Table Repaired with Giant Dildo

You could have just nailed the leg back in.  It’s right there under the table.

(Source: College Humor)