Have a Merry Christmas (as long as it’s not merrier than ours).
It’s the season of giving…bizarre punishments.
Hey, they’re the ones who parked in a Snow Zone.
"I really can’t stay" "But baby it’s cold outside, let’s watch people fall down on the sidewalk."
Ah, schadenfreude is the best.
The cost for repairs to the house was so high they had to cancel Christmas.
(Source: College Humor)