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Remember, your Netflix account is a beautiful and special thing that shouldn’t be given out to just anyone.
Start Reading - Losing Netflix Access Is Like Getting an STD

Remember, your Netflix account is a beautiful and special thing that shouldn’t be given out to just anyone.

Start Reading - Losing Netflix Access Is Like Getting an STD

7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Cartoons

1. Turn Into A Wolf And Howl At Them

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A classic move. The “howling” lets the lady know that her physical appearance is pleasing to you, while your new wolf head shows her that you have a WILD SIDE and are also now a wolf.

2. Make An Old Timey “AAAAWOOOOOGAHHH!!!!” Car Horn Noise

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What’s that old expression about “Women and Cars”? I don’t know. There may not be one. But if there were, it’d probably be something along the lines of “Women love old timey car horn noises and will insta-date any living thing that produces them.”

3. Have Your Heart Beat Super Loudly Out Of Your Chest  

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The name of the game is “subtlety,” and there’s nothing more subtle than having your heart leap out of your chest and make a thumping noise in the direction of your potential romantic interest. She won’t know what that pounding, heart-shaped object under your shirt is. A box of chocolates? Your literal heart?? Now you’ve got so much intrigue you’re literally James Bond.

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Man, Match.com Has Gotten Really Mean
And he thought signing up for Match.com was rock bottom.

Man, Match.com Has Gotten Really Mean

And he thought signing up for Match.com was rock bottom.

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The world look a little different after you’ve been dumped.

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Settle.com - Dating for Those Who Have Given Up

Looking for that special someone? Give up already.

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Watch Baristas are the Ultimate Male Fantasy
Move over strippers, there’s a new game in town.

Watch Baristas are the Ultimate Male Fantasy

Move over strippers, there’s a new game in town.

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Text Prank Thursday: What Happens When You Tell A Stranger You Slept With His Girlfriend »
You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.
Read Every OKCupid Message Ever

You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.

Read Every OKCupid Message Ever

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Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.
Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile

Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.

Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile

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True love is REAL.
Woman Proposes to Boyfriend, He Looks THRILLED

True love is REAL.

Woman Proposes to Boyfriend, He Looks THRILLED

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