He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.
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“My dad just got a 3D TV, this is pretty amazing for a guy who thinks HDTV means “Heavy Duty TV”. - Anonymous”
We imagine what the subjects of super-specific stock photos might be like as characters.
Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!
We can’t all win Father of the Year.
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“My dad started watching Jersey Shore. He asked me what “DTF” means, then got mad when I wouldn’t tell him.”
“Somehow spam was sent out from my email address to everyone in my contact list. It read something along the lines of; “Hey, check this out, I found a quick way to lose weight!” with a link attached (typical spam). My Dad replied to it; “Hey bud, thanks for the website, I’m about to hit the hay, I’ll check it out tomorrow.”
That or he f**king loves it.
I’ll incriminate myself before I break up this family.
“How could I do anything weird? I’ll be inside.”
“Wait, isn’t that the film with that Lyle Nissan character?”
“My dad writes “lol” thinking it means “lots of love.” Example: Me: “Dad, I have pneumonia.” Him: “lol. Get better soon.”
My dad could laser gun the crap out of your dad.