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When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

Mutant Powers
X-rated-men.

Mutant Powers

X-rated-men.

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

YouTube Dick Jokes [Click to view full gallery]

The internet has led to an entirely unprecedented and thoroughly exciting new era of human communication. We can exchange ideas like never before, learn about each other’s worlds, and advance global culture at lightning speed. Or we can also just click on a random video and type up a stupid pun about schlongs and then ROFL lol.

Don’t Like My Driving?
Your feedback is important to not us.

Don’t Like My Driving?

Your feedback is important to not us.

(Source: reddit.com)

Proof That Being a Dick Works Sometimes

Proof That Being a Dick Works Sometimes

Liam Neeson is Kind of a Dick

They’ve taken my human decency.

(Source: youtube.com)

Construction Company Has Great Slogan
Building companies tend to be growers, after all.

Construction Company Has Great Slogan

Building companies tend to be growers, after all.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Science of “Morning Wood”

Science is a lot harder than I thought.

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume
One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume

One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?

(Source: reddit.com)

Sometimes it’s the Girls
Catching the Internet being ridiculous, one screencap at a time. Submit your own here.

Sometimes it’s the Girls

Catching the Internet being ridiculous, one screencap at a time. Submit your own here.

Girl Excited about Dicks Unlimited
I’m not sure how this business model can support itself.

Girl Excited about Dicks Unlimited

I’m not sure how this business model can support itself.

Win: ‘Cross-Promotion’
This business partnership just feels right.

Win: ‘Cross-Promotion’

This business partnership just feels right.

NBA Analyst Talks About “Bulging Dicks”

Can’t he just tuck them into his waistband?

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Disney Dicks Exposed

He’s got a point. Lots of them.

Sandwich Includes “Bag of Dicks”
This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.

Sandwich Includes “Bag of Dicks”

This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.

(Source: College Humor)