Dadloids: The Tabloids for Dads [Click for more]
Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing? [Click for more]
Most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven’t combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don’t they realize the opportunities they’re missing?
Bleep Bloop: Harry Potter Wonderbook [Click to watch]
Not to call anybody out but that’s a real Slytherin move right there.
Superman may be from the DC Universe, but you’re a Marvel, girl.
(Source: College Humor)
Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See The World [Click for more]
Take a look through the eyes of papa bear.
Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Smily face! Fuck you!
Walked around all day with a piece of spinach in between his teeth.
Walked into a street sign while rocking out to his iPod.
Brought a guy home this weekend and forgot she was wearing underwear that she’d had since sixth grade with holes in them.
7 Hamboners You Might Not Know [Click for more]
Steve “Silly Santa” Hickman - master Hambone Artist
Ben Schwartz takes no prisoners in CollegeHumor’s first feature film, Coffee Town.
If you haven’t see the trailer yet, it’s on iTunes. Get excited because we’re less than a month from Coffee Town premiering in select theaters and on demand everywhere. Mark your calendars. July 9th is almost here.
Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
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J.K. Rowling and Playstation team up to fix reading.
Things look a little different when you’re a dad.
Was Westeros at its besteros or worsteros?
The following is a series of actual Weather.com headlines collected over the past three weeks. You guys – I’m a little worried about Weather.com:
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