Get under some blankets because it’s time for some ghost stories.
Get under some blankets because it’s time for some ghost stories.
All-Nighter: Too Phantom Too Furious
The Phantom of the Office returns to his own haunts.
Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. You can check out the full time lapsed video right here.
All-Nighter: Jake and Amir’s Dream
This time, it really t’wis a dream.
Dire Consequences with Murph and Kevin. Every time a piece gets jumped the loser will be smacked with a baseball bat just like losers should be.
Play ball.
Our All-Nighter Live Stream in GIFs
In case you’re missing ONE SECOND of our live stream, worry not — we’ve got a guy making GIFs of it on the SPOT. So far covered: our freestyle rap battle, our animal expert, gross cocktail trivia, and Hello My Name Is. Thanks, Anthony!
The gang is introduced to a robot that’s so sexy it’s scary and then stops being sexy.
Gale Beggy is taking phone calls at 347-410-7485. Get on that phone or watch the live stream.
5 videos down and 5 to go! We’re half way there.
Gross Cocktail Trivia Part Two is streaming now on YouTube and on CollegeHumor.
Emily steals a work of art that’s as priceless as it is alive.
We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.
We told readers to send in topics for papers they had to write, and we’d write the papers for them in an hour (ish). So here’s what we came up with, in all their guaranteed-A-getting glory!
Here’s the prompt for the 2nd paper which was also just finished.

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?
- Movie Night with the Ladies.
The Gregory Brothers are doing a powerpoint presentation right now.