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Making a good first impression is tough when you can’t remember basic information.

Watch —> If You’re Bad With Names, Then You Know EXACTLY What This Feels Like.

Jake and Amir: Ice Bucket Challenge

Be a hero. Not a zero.

Superman is there when you need him most. 

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner —> Get a load of his Drawfee Tumblr where he makes YouTube videos every. single. day.

There sure are a LOT of beers named after bodily fluids…
Quiz - Can You Tell Which Of These Crazy Beers Are Real?

There sure are a LOT of beers named after bodily fluids…

Quiz - Can You Tell Which Of These Crazy Beers Are Real?

Today is V-J Day. If you don’t know what that means then learn all about WWII & find out.
See the entire history of the world here.

Today is V-J Day. If you don’t know what that means then learn all about WWII & find out.

See the entire history of the world here.

Looking for a job is a full-time job.

Finish reading —> An Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…
How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Who’s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Who’s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.

Finish —> 7 Cool Dance Moves to Get People to Stop Dancing With You

We’ve all heard of the Mile High Club, but these merit badges are for those daring enough to take the hookup to even higher heights!

Finish reading —> Merit Badges for Impressive Hookups 

All the heart-pounding thrills you face every day.

Finish reading —> 5 Real Life Action Movie Posters

Adam and Eve were the ORIGINAL hipsters. 

Finish reading —> Three Readings from the Hipster Bible

watch some of the illustrator, Caldwell Tanner’s new YouTube channel —> The Drawfee Show

Man, wasn’t it FUN getting scarred for life?
Vote for the Scariest Kids Movie

Man, wasn’t it FUN getting scarred for life?

Vote for the Scariest Kids Movie

Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up