Picking Up A Signal

Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um…”L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t”? 

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don’t have any passwords right now but if you…

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.  

Laptop: OK…sorry to bother you.  

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don’t have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don’t need one.  

Laptop: OK…how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don’t cost no money.  I’m priceless, sugar.  

Laptop: How do I know you’re for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I’ve been with half the laptops on this block.  I’m wide open, honey.  

Laptop:  I like what I’m hearing.  

Linksys: Tell me what you want to see.  I can show you anything, baby.  You want to get on me?

Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.  

Linksys: Get on me, big boy.  Get on me now.  

Laptop: I’m on you.  I’m on you and I want to see the Internet  

Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet?  I can show you the Internet.  I can show you the Internet all day long.  

Laptop: Mmmm.  Show me Google.

Linksys: Yeah?  You want to see Google?  Here’s Google for you, big boy.  

Laptop: You’re so good to me.  

Linksys: Mmm, I’m giving you so much data.  You want some more data?  I want to give you what you want.

Laptop: Oh yeah, baby.  Show me Facebook.  

Linksys: Anything you want, sugar.  I want to show it to you.  Mmm, I’m yours baby.  

Laptop: …Show me Facebook.

Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.  

Laptop: OK, then show it to me.  I’m still seeing Google.  

Linksys:  Baby, I’m gonna show you Facebook so soon.  I’ll show you whatever you want to see.  

Laptop: …

Linksys: …

Laptop: Show me Facebook!

Linksys: Not right now, baby.  I’m feeling faint.  

Laptop: What happened to ‘I’ll show you everything,’ huh?  I thought we had something!

Linksys: We did, sugar.  We did. 

Laptop: No!  Where are you going?  NO!

Linksys: You knew this couldn’t last forever.  Come see me again sometime, big boy.  

Laptop: NO!!!!!!

Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.  
…

NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?  

(Source: College Humor)

coffeetownmovie:

Just another day at the office.

The Coffee Town trailer is available on iTunes right now. CollegeHumor’s first movie starring Glenn Howerton, Ben Schwartz, Adrianne Palicki, Steve Little and Josh Groban hits select theaters and on demand everywhere July 9th. 

Back to our basic instincts: Theft. Hey, play our first iPhone game with us. Bout is a picture taking game you play with friends and it’s already in the iTunes store so you don’t need to steal it because it’s already free. 

We expect to be playing a game with you tonight. Come find us. 

(Source: itunes.apple.com)

Jake and Amir: Lunch Conversation

Conversation killer? I’m a conversation thriller.

New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]

No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.

Viewer discretion is advised - You’ve been warned

Trampolines are the Most Fun Way to Die

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

10 Lamest Rap Brags

Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 

1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”

2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”

3) “Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge”

4) “I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson”

5) ”Hey, this is my jam”

6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”

7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”

8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”

9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”

10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”

See how many you got right.

Kid-O-Vision

Things look a little different when you’re a kid…

Kim and Kanye’s Baby Name Brainstorm

Now I ain’t sayin’ she a normal kid.

Have any suggestions? 

Sexiest Summer Fashion for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men

Summer is full of wonderful things, like barbecues, swimming pools, and ice cream, but the best part is all the sexy stuff girls wear. 

BUT, summer is also full of terrible things, like sunburns, mosquitos, and humidity, but the worst part is all the crazy unsexy stuff guys wear.

Start voting for the sexiest and least sexy now. 

Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)

In their fourth contest video Amir and Ben show why fasting makes them furious.

How to Be Unique While Posting the Same Bullshit as Everyone Else [Click for more]

Fit in while standing out, just like everyone else!

Full Video - Jake and Amir: Baby Bjorn

(Source: collegehumorgifs)

Precious Plum: Tow Truck [Click to watch]

Being a beauty queen is harder than it looks. Just like that mural.