Every Death From “Hardly Working” [Click to watch]

So many wonderful memories of JAKE! LOOK OUT!

6 New Headwear Suggestions for LeBron James [Click for more]

The King needs a new crown. 

Billy Crystal and John Goodman Meet Their Monsters [Click to watch]

So Monsters University is a hard-R, right?

The Paula Deen Scandal Explained in One GIF

Catch Up on GIFs, since you don’t have time for the news

Hot Stuff Comin’ Through

coffeetownmovie:

Here’s the official poster for Coffee Town. Get excited for July 9th.

Roommate Confessions: Dennis Quaid Is Calling You

I’m the one who changed all your contacts to “Dennis Quaid”.
- Anonymous 

I live on my own, and go home on weekends, so this is really all I have to confess. Hey mom, that wasn’t ice cream that made the keyboard stick.
- Anonymous 

One day while complaining to my best friend about my roommate I accidentally texted my roommate and not my friend. Oops! Fortunately she was asleep at the time and I thought oh I will just grab her phone and delete it. Well it was password protected. So in order to not face a crazy bitch fest I broke her phone. It look like it fell but I actually smashed it with a hammer. Listening to her complain about the phone she broke was better than starting a fight and I let a little frustration out in the process.
- Anonymous 

Dennis Quaid accepts all Roommate Confession submissions on Tumblr so send them on over. 

Paula Deen admitted to telling racist jokes. Now all she needs to admit is how stupid some of her recipes really are.

Apparently saltines were so difficult someone had to “make them easy.” And even though this recipe is astoundingly simple, it’s still more difficult than the way most people eat saltines.

Every Death from “Hardly Working”

It’s an occupational hazard working at CollegeHumor. 

Pizza Is My Girlfriend [Click for nail-biting ending]

So this is what true love feels like. 

Internet Services for Dead People [Click for more]

Valuable social media apps for the recently dead.

9 People Who Aren’t Doing Water Slides Right [Click for more]

Water may forgive your mistakes, but gravity won’t.

(Source: youtube.com)

Billy Crystal and John Goodman Meet Their Monsters

Billy Crystal and John Goodman have a problem with their new Monster’s University characters.

Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz) [Click to watch]

It started so innocently.

Sexiest Summer Fashion for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men

Let the voting begin!

Picking Up A Signal

Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um…”L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t”? 

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don’t have any passwords right now but if you…

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.  

Laptop: OK…sorry to bother you.  

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don’t have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don’t need one.  

Laptop: OK…how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don’t cost no money.  I’m priceless, sugar.  

Laptop: How do I know you’re for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I’ve been with half the laptops on this block.  I’m wide open, honey.  

Laptop:  I like what I’m hearing.  

Linksys: Tell me what you want to see.  I can show you anything, baby.  You want to get on me?

Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.  

Linksys: Get on me, big boy.  Get on me now.  

Laptop: I’m on you.  I’m on you and I want to see the Internet  

Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet?  I can show you the Internet.  I can show you the Internet all day long.  

Laptop: Mmmm.  Show me Google.

Linksys: Yeah?  You want to see Google?  Here’s Google for you, big boy.  

Laptop: You’re so good to me.  

Linksys: Mmm, I’m giving you so much data.  You want some more data?  I want to give you what you want.

Laptop: Oh yeah, baby.  Show me Facebook.  

Linksys: Anything you want, sugar.  I want to show it to you.  Mmm, I’m yours baby.  

Laptop: …Show me Facebook.

Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.  

Laptop: OK, then show it to me.  I’m still seeing Google.  

Linksys:  Baby, I’m gonna show you Facebook so soon.  I’ll show you whatever you want to see.  

Laptop: …

Linksys: …

Laptop: Show me Facebook!

Linksys: Not right now, baby.  I’m feeling faint.  

Laptop: What happened to ‘I’ll show you everything,’ huh?  I thought we had something!

Linksys: We did, sugar.  We did. 

Laptop: No!  Where are you going?  NO!

Linksys: You knew this couldn’t last forever.  Come see me again sometime, big boy.  

Laptop: NO!!!!!!

Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.  
…

NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?  

(Source: College Humor)