So you’re graduating from the four-year orgy of overindulgence we call college and moving on to the grueling existential crisis that is adulthood. Congrats! The party may be over, but that doesn’t mean you have to spend the next forty years of your life drowning in a vast, inescapable sea of student loan debt and lolcat forwards. Here’s some advice for making the jump from someone who’s been there.

5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug

So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.

How You Feel at 10 PM vs. 5 AM [Click for more]

Alright, so you’ve decided to do the stay up all night and study thing. And yeah, you feel pretty good about it. Actually great! You’ve got some coffee, maybe some Red Bull, all of your study material is laid out. This is gonna be just fine…

But, no, it’s 5 a.m. and now you wanna tear your hair out. HAPPY FINALS!

How to Pad Your Paper in 7 Easy Steps

It’s like magic… dirty, cheating magic. Check out how we finish the paper.

Don’t pay any attention to number 1 as far as tonight is concerned, but the rest you should probably take into consideration.

Age 20 / Age 30 Guy Dancing to Dixie Chicks

10 years ago, 20 year old Tyler Marcum recorded himself dancing to Dixie Chicks’ Landslide in his underwear. At age 30, he decided it was time to run it back. 

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Roommate Confessions: Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo [Click for more]

He pissed me off to the point where I told him to sit on a barbwire dildo and changed every language on his PS3 to different languages. some korean, others spanish, and who knows what else.
- glassspire 

My housemate went overseas for 6 months and left me with a 50 year old Iranian man who would spend close to an hour in the toilet each night and cut his nose hairs before arranging them neatly on the tap. Anyway. The day before I finally moved out I poured milk on her mattress so she would never be able to quite get that smell out of her room without getting a new bed.
- themostboringblogever 

The first time I met my freshman college roommate, I was leaving the room after having unpacked my things while he was coming in to unpack his. The second time I met him was later that day when I unlocked the door to find him sitting on the bed with a blanket over his lap with his girlfriend standing next to the bed. His parents were nowhere to be found. Mine, fortunately, along with my younger brother and sister, walked in with me.
- mariothecellist 

I was so pissed at my previous roommate that I actually pissed in some of her perfume.
- celluloidchild 

Our first entirely Tumblr submitted Roommate Confessions post. If you’d like to be featured in our column then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. We won’t judge you, but other people probably will. 

The Six Types of Commencement Speakers [Click for more]

Take a look at some of the different commencement speakers this graduation season.

The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians) [Click for full description]

Which one are you?

12 Graduation Stunts That Made Commencement Less Boring

Graduation is a time for celebration. However, sometimes these celebrations can run a little long, sometimes they can even be dare I say… boring? Maybe consider adding a spontaneous beach ball toss, or a good ole’ fashion streaking to your special day! We can personally guarantee you’ll have just as much fun as these lucky graduates.

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The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)

1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)
They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team. That all changed when they got to college (on a full scholarship, no less) and decided they just didn’t care anymore. Their grades are awful, they have no ambition, they picked a throwaway major, and generally don’t care about anything past television and getting Twitter followers. They’ve also picked up weird hobbies like the banjo -  4 more class clowns to go

Game of Loans Graduation Cap

Brace yourselves. Real life is coming.

(Source: thisisnthappiness.com)

The CollegeHumor All-Nighter is THIS THURSDAY, MAY 23rd

THIS WEEK!  Thursday, May 23rd, 8 pm EST to 8 am EST: The sun will set and the sun will then rise.  All while we entertain you through the night.  It’s happening…

UVA Commencement Address 2013: Stephen Colbert

Boy, this Colbert Report opening was LONG!

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The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]

“As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever.”