Always inside our hearts and pants. Say goodbye to the other stuff you should throw out.

The Saddest T-Shirt to Ever Exist

What?? No! (holds back tears) I’m just being ironic!

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This Pair of Pants Looks Suspiciously Like a Face

I’m just like you.  I put my “curious-expressioned” pants on one leg at a time!

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Tough Kids Clothing is Made From 100% Irony

“What the fuck you looking at!”

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Guy Wears I Love Boobs Jersey on Fox News

Bill O’Reilly will avenge her. Mark my words for him.

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Old Guy is Swaggerific

Homeboy knows how to make ‘em flock.

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Looks Like This Mannequin is Feelin’ Pretty Fabulous Today

Or is he trying to sneak out of the display?

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17 Terrible Kid’s Shirts That’ll Make Parents Cry [Click for more]

Prepare yourselves for these spring tees. 

Coincidental Cookie Monster Sweatshirts

L is for lucky, that’s good enough for me.

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Fresh Prints From Bel-Air

I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there - I’ll tell you how I became the absolute hottest thing at Fashion Week, you guys.

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For Worst Wash Results

Reassess if puddle happens to be composed of warm, clean water and detergent with bleach.

Cold Wash Only and Don’t Slap Pandas

But what if it tumble-dried my pants?

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Harsh Triplet Baby T-Shirts

Third time isn’t always the charm…or even the second.

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Weird Full Knitted Body Suit  

The only way to make love like a man.

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Keep Calm and Try What?

It’s hard to keep calm your first time, but after a while you carry on.

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