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How to Deal with an Asshole Teacher

How to Deal with an Asshole Teacher

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Last semester in my journalism class, there were 10 of us girls in ratio to the 4 guys. Near the end of the term, 1 of the guys let it slip that him and the 3 others had rated each of the girls based on their looks, boobs, and their overall “hotness” throughout the semester. At first, I was a little taken aback by realizing that I was being looked and judged the whole time; but then out of curiosity, asked him what place I was in. He said he wouldn’t rat out the guys more than he already had, but I was overall in the “top 3” the entire semester. I can now say that media relies heavily on looks and “booyah!”

Rug, Sex, Egg, Drums
He later commented, “I honestly thought I was right.”

Rug, Sex, Egg, Drums

He later commented, “I honestly thought I was right.”

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Teacher has CollegeHumor Obsession
Best English teacher ever.

Teacher has CollegeHumor Obsession

Best English teacher ever.

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How else would you get away with swearing in a paper?

How else would you get away with swearing in a paper?

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Paper Man Dies in Shredder

Paper Man Dies in Shredder

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That’ll teach him to hit books.

That’ll teach him to hit books.

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Pull in case of finals
Red Bull comes out of the ceiling sprinklers, which is great during Finals, but only fuels the flames of a fire.

Pull in case of finals

Red Bull comes out of the ceiling sprinklers, which is great during Finals, but only fuels the flames of a fire.

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Tall Stack of Things on Napping Student
The dangers of falling asleep in class. 

Tall Stack of Things on Napping Student

The dangers of falling asleep in class. 

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Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

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He also own a box of wooden condoms. The wife’s not too keen on using those…only for birthday sex.

He also own a box of wooden condoms. The wife’s not too keen on using those…only for birthday sex.

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Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

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Nerds Play with Vortex Cannon

Who knew weapons could be so fun?

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Very Mary Kate - Presentation 4

War. What is it good for? Cute uniforms! 

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