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Birds Taking a Smoke Break
Teaching them how to quit is a whole different story.

Birds Taking a Smoke Break

Teaching them how to quit is a whole different story.

(Source: anxieties)

Interview: Cool Guy Smoking On A Bench

He’s the most interesting man in the…park. With a nicotine addiction.

(Source: youtube.com)

Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]

Nicotine and brain farts…the backbone of American culture.

TLDNR / Saying “Hi” to Tyler [Click for full post]
I’ve spent roughly half my life so far smoking cigarettes. I gave it up three or four years ago but now chain chew nicotine gum and only smoke when I’m drinking, when I’m filming something or when I feel like it. Which is all the time. I don’t even like smoking: it doesn’t taste good, I’m too old for it to look cool and my teeth are permanently a few shades closer to butter than most people find attractive. I’m sure my lungs look like the inside of a lazy stoner’s resin-caked bowl, except you can’t scrape and smoke the tar coating the inside of my body to get high… OR CAN YOU?!You can’t.Smoking my first cigarette, while extremely fun at the time, was probably the worst decision I ever made, and I have a tattoo reading “EST. 1982” on the bottom of my foot so that’s saying something. When non-smokers ask what I find so appealing about smoking I have a few stock answers I like to whip out: “When you smoke you’re never bored because you can always have a cigarette!”, “It calms me down,” and “OH, LIKEYOU'RE FUCKING PERFECT, MOM?!” But the truth is I don’t find anything appealing about smoking. I’m just addicted to nicotine and cigarettes are the easiest (and weirdly, cheapest) way to get it into my bloodstream. [Continue reading]

TLDNR / Saying “Hi” to Tyler [Click for full post]

I’ve spent roughly half my life so far smoking cigarettes. I gave it up three or four years ago but now chain chew nicotine gum and only smoke when I’m drinking, when I’m filming something or when I feel like it. Which is all the time. I don’t even like smoking: it doesn’t taste good, I’m too old for it to look cool and my teeth are permanently a few shades closer to butter than most people find attractive. I’m sure my lungs look like the inside of a lazy stoner’s resin-caked bowl, except you can’t scrape and smoke the tar coating the inside of my body to get high… OR CAN YOU?!

You can’t.

Smoking my first cigarette, while extremely fun at the time, was probably the worst decision I ever made, and I have a tattoo reading “EST. 1982” on the bottom of my foot so that’s saying something. When non-smokers ask what I find so appealing about smoking I have a few stock answers I like to whip out: “When you smoke you’re never bored because you can always have a cigarette!”, “It calms me down,” and “OH, LIKEYOU'RE FUCKING PERFECTMOM?!” But the truth is I don’t find anything appealing about smoking. I’m just addicted to nicotine and cigarettes are the easiest (and weirdly, cheapest) way to get it into my bloodstream. [Continue reading]

World’s Greatest Dad Dresses Kid Up as Cigarettes
Listen, son, you’re gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.

World’s Greatest Dad Dresses Kid Up as Cigarettes

Listen, son, you’re gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.

(Source: carolinestreet)

Guy Smoking Cigarette Apathetic to Car Roll Over [Click to animate]
"Hm, that’s strange."

Guy Smoking Cigarette Apathetic to Car Roll Over [Click to animate]

"Hm, that’s strange."

(Source: datgif.com)

The Ultimate Way to Punish Your Kids
Don’t worry, this won’t scar them for life.

The Ultimate Way to Punish Your Kids

Don’t worry, this won’t scar them for life.

(Source: nowaygirl.com)

Cigarettes in “Planet Toys” Claw Machine
Combining two expensive habits.

Cigarettes in “Planet Toys” Claw Machine

Combining two expensive habits.

Adult Toy Commercial

Oops, not that kind.

(Source: youtube.com)

Old Lady with Drink, Cigarette, Baby Orangutan
Live weird, die old.

Old Lady with Drink, Cigarette, Baby Orangutan

Live weird, die old.

(Source: monstorbation)

Cigarettes are like hamsters-perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

No Blowjobs Sign
Welcome to the saddest place in the world!  

No Blowjobs Sign

Welcome to the saddest place in the world!  

(Source: College Humor)

Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

(Source: College Humor)


No Smoking Sign Has Unusual Exception


Ugh, people on fire always get special treatment.

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Ugh, people on fire always get special treatment.

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(Source: College Humor)


Guy Smokes Road


"Take me to Flavor Country."

"Take me to Flavor Country."

(Source: College Humor)